Former PM Scott Morrison has joined the worldwide lecture circuit the place he’s amusingly marketed as a “globalisation mastermind”, writes Dr Binoy Kampmark.
TIME FOR some darkish amusement. Rising water ranges are being recorded in Victoria and New South Wales. Homes and companies have been inundated by swelling rivers. And Australia’s former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, is being marketed in his newest non-public engagement as a worldwide visionary of huge affect.
The snake oil retailers on this event will not be from his workplace however hail from the Worldwide Speakers Group, a motley, miscellaneous tribe of uneven high quality that features such members as former U.S. Vice-President Mike Pence and former U.S. Speaker Newt Gingrich.
Morrison acknowledged:
Still a parliamentarian representing the Federal seat of Cook, Morrison – so we’re instructed – did outstanding issues. According to the group’s blurb on Morrison’s achievements, they’re manifold and grand – the type anticipated from this ‘globalisation mastermind’.
Any smart head will recognize that resumes ought to by no means be taken significantly. They typically doc a sequence of piffling exaggerations, even lies. Fibs and fantasies commingle. At instances, the omissions are simply as vital.
Eventually, the particular person behind the doc will out. So, we discover on this occasion that just about nothing attributed to the previous Australian PM was truly his doing and what was finished proved to be a stupendous failure.
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Among its many failures, the Morrison Government’s handling of the COVID-19 pandemic has been an absolute disgrace.
On the issue of pandemic management, Morrison supposedly showed “national leadership” that led to Australia having ‘the third lowest COVID fatality rate in the OECD [and] one of the highest vaccination rates in the world’.
Throw in Australia’s economic performance, which bettered ‘all G7 and most OECD nations in both employment and economic growth’ and we have an omniscient genius on our hands.
In truth, Morrison’s pandemic stewardship proved woeful. Much of the legwork was performed by the states and territories in combatting the transmission of COVID-19 in the pre-vaccination phase.
All the PM did was turn off the tap of arrivals and seal Australia from the outside world. When it came to something the Commonwealth could do – namely, a timely rollout of vaccines before the next outbreak – Morrison showed spectacularly poor form.
During the pandemic emergency response, Morrison also stretched the limit of Westminster conventions by the clandestine commandeering of five ministries. With the blessing of the Governor-General and virtually no one else, he revealed his deep, troubled, inner authoritarian self.
In terms of “speech topics,” those familiar with Morrison’s worldview will be surprised to learn that he is happy to talk about ‘The Net-Zero Global Emissions Economy’.
This, from a man who resisted the very concept of “net zero” and refused to take climate change seriously, mocking, along the way, the island states of the Pacific for their existential concerns.
At the Glasgow summit last year, Morrison stonewalled an international effort to curb global methane emissions and refused to make advances on feeble 2030 emission reduction targets.
Australia’s memorable if embarrassing contribution to that event was a glossy, graph-filled brochure emphasising the merits of technology.
Where he is likely to get his waffling engagements is in the field of China gnashing and bashing.
According to the Worldwide Speakers Group:
He did this by ‘his founding membership of the Quad leaders dialogue with India, Prime [sic] Japan and the United States’, in being an ‘architect’ of the AUKUS security agreement between Australia, the United States and the United Kingdom and ‘restoring Australian defence spending to more than two per cent of GDP’.
It’s good to finally have a frank admission that AUKUS is a security alliance speared at Beijing – a point that Australian security officials and their colleagues have tried to underplay. On other points, the anti-China section of Morrison’s biography is less than frank.
On the issue of the Quadrilateral Security Dialogue (Quad) and his role in founding it, Morrison wanders in the realms of fantasy. The quad, initiated by late Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, was a 2007 creation. The Australian prime minister at that time was John Howard.
While the agreement went into hiatus during the Rudd years, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull agreed, along with India’s Narendra Modi and U.S. President Donald Trump, to revive the dialogue in 2017. Morrison, like Columbus and the New World, found something already very much there.
A lack of frankness is also shown by Morrison’s omission of his handling of the French submarine contract with the Naval Group, worth AU$90 billion.
His failure to inform the Macron Government in good time that the deal for 12 diesel-powered submarines had been terminated by AUKUS and its promise of nuclear-powered submarines was a monumental failure of diplomacy.
Scott Morrison has mastered the art of lying
Australia’s Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, a person who finds the truth a creature best beaten, shunned and ignored, is now moving into what looks like campaign mode.
Morrison’s conduct during this time was also brazen, incompetent and callous, leading to a souring of Franco-Australian relations that is only now on the mend.
Nothing is mentioned about his muddied record in the private sector, something he is so desperate to get back into.
We are merely told that he
Responsible for some cringeworthy product during his stint at Tourism Australia, he was eventually forced out by former tourism minister Fran Bailey for what she called “a complete lack of trust”.
The Morrison biography for this speakers’ group is a tell-tale reminder that the over-remunerated lecture circuit is filled with opportunistic frauds and fantasists keen on fees rather than facts. Hopefully, the good burghers of Cook will wake up to that fact soon.
Dr Binoy Kampmark was a Cambridge Scholar and is a lecturer at RMIT University. You can follow Dr Kampmark on Twitter @BKampmark.